Celebrity Candidates

Watch this ad. It's depressing that McCain thinks he has to use Paris and Britney associations to attack Obama. And, may I add, very rude to distract voters from substantive issues like healthcare, our wars and the economy.

Monster Found Dead in Montauk

What a rude looking little monster. Too bad he is dead.

Secret Sources

Yesterday Rhonda and I were leaving the office for lunch when we were confronted with one of How Rude's worst offenses to date! We entered the next open elevator which happened to be completely empty, happily chatting about the weather when we discovered that we had accidentally entered a SMELLevator! Oh how rude indeed! We immediately jumped off and called for another lift. I wish that we could go back to the tapes and catch the author of this ghastly offense as they really 'pushed my buttons.' Until then, I would warn anyone entering an elevator near you to take your time and make sure to clear the air before you ride to your destination.

John McEnroe Cries for Federer

During the Championships at Wimbledon today, it was clear the John McEnroe was in love with Roger Federer. After Nadal wrapped up a great match, John McEnroe caught Roger Federer on his way out of the stadium. John teared up and tried to hug Federer. How rude for John (now a journalist) to accost the player who just lost the championship and try to cry on his shoulder.

Sick Tick!

After a weekend away in the country (aka eastern Long Island), I discovered what I thought to be a dermatological issue on the back of my faux tanned leg. Readers beware! MB extracted the said issue and we discovered that it was a LIVE tick!

EEEEEEEEWWWWWW

How rude!