Celebrity Chef Dishes Up False Resume

I once worked with a girl who lied on her resume about her college degree. I'm SO paranoid about anything outside of the truth and the rules so, to me, this was unbelievable! Celebrity Chef Robert Irvine took this to a whole new level by lying about knighthood, owning a castle and befriending Prince Charles. Now he's out of his Food Network job because he is rude!

Eeeeek!

Today this crazy man was all over the news. Apparently he has endorsed John McCain. Obviously this guy with the cane isn't good for anyone. I REALLY hope that the crazy map/timeline/crazy poster behind him isn't widely circulated. We're beyond rude but, alas, I can't help myself.



Mr. McCain should not be proud of this. It's creepy and, well just eeeew!

Oh Technology!

I was in a meeting this afternoon and heard the term 'data dump'. I've heard this before however, this now offends me. How rude! Could we use any of the following?
1. Data transfer
2. Information implementation
3. Information share session

Please?

Shame on You!

I saw this sign at a friend's apartment. It reads:

Shame on you! You stole babe wash detergent! Put Back. It's not yours!

All good points.

Taxi TV

I really cherish quiet time in the back of a taxi. The NYC Taxi TV system is really killing me. The auto-play always startles me and the "news" is always the same local entertainment piece reminding me to 'check it out'. Don't get me wrong, I love the map feature but last night, M.B. and I found ourselves watching a girl dressed up like a police officer giving tourists tickets for walking too slow.

Of course I can see how the TV is a welcome distraction and can ameliorate many awkward moments in the back of taxis with friends, family, co-workers, etc. Now I find myself riding over the bridge, happy for the time alone and having to tune out the blaring TV. I'll have to keep asking for my own car at work. How rude!

Tim Russert and the 2000 Election

How rude (and simplistic) for anyone to accuse Ralph of the 2000 election and the state of the union.

Lost and Found

There is nothing ruder than someone putting a 'found' object in front of our door. I came home from work last night only to discover a ribbed, navy, mens sweater outside my door. After looking around for potential booby traps, I came up short. Here's the sweater and it is STILL there. How rude!