Outrageously Rude Limousines

As my bff Alison would say, these limousines are so perverted I can't breathe.  To me, these are both perverted and incredibly rude!  

McCain Seeks to Delay Friday's Debate

John McCain has asked to delay the first debate in the 2008 Presidential campaign scheduled to happen this Friday night.  For the lady, this is my Superbowl!  Apparently, Mr. McCain wants to be in Washington sorting out the economic crisis.  I think that given the crisis, he should be in front of the country and tell us his plan.  The topic is set to be foreign policy, an important matter that voters need to understand now more than ever.  Aside from ruining my plans, I think that this move is very rude indeed!

Fake-n-Bake!

So Sarah Palin's tan isn't real?  She reportedly installed tanning beds in the governor's mansion. Maybe she was trying to up her vitamin D intake during the winter months.  Let's hope because she should know that tanning beds and their associated exposre to UV rays is a very rude thing ESPECIALLY when John McCain has battled skin cancer.  

I've seen reports that she paid for the bed with her own money and that they cost up to $35,000.  How about the financing options available?  Thank gawd because it would be rude to not provide options for everyone to afford their own tanning bed.

Gym Rat

Good morning!  This morning I went to our building's gym.  It's a smaller space but good enough to pretend like you are working out while watching Matt & Meredith on the Today Show.  This female person (for she is a far cry from a lady) was there.  MB and I have seen her down there several times before. She once asked him to turn off his television because she could hear it. Meanwhile, she was watching the same program on her headphones.  Today she was there again in her rough-girl gear.  I went to use one of the communal BOSU balls and she screamed from across the room, "OK....." To which, I replied, "Oh!  I'm sorry sorry were you using this?"  She walked over and completely ignored my apology, rather smirked at me in the mirror.  I was horrified.  She's clearly a bully and I was almost in tears at the thought that I may have offended someone.  After leaving the gym (don't worry I finished my workout), I thought about what a miserable person she is.  When standing next to her you can feel her miserable energy and pent-up aggression.  Poor gym etiquette is one thing but, lashing out at your neighbors, is uncalled for. Maybe it is the shrinking economy or the hot spell we are having but rudeness abounds in my building.  It's too bad that someone can be so mean and almost ruin your day.  

In Closing

Why does everyone think its hip to sign emails with their first initial?  As though they are the only A I may happen to know?  I am also really over “Cheers!”  I’m the biggest anglophile I know, but really?  At the end of the day, I’m from the great state of Illinois and we just say things such as: regards, best, love, or thanks.

Betty Draper Pukes

In last night's Mad Men episode 7, Betty Draper votmited in Don's new car!  It was such a shock that I must watch it again.  Lady Draper was looking fabulous all evening at the Stork Club when she learned of Don's infidelity (again).  She just couldn't keep it together though.  How rude!

Pool Party

This photo of Sarah Palin is not real. How rude.