Squeeze Bacon?

Squeeze bacon may be considered rude to serve at a dinner party...

A Tip for a Tip

A British dinner party recently received this check.

Waiter, There's a Baby in My Drink

My friend Jackie just returned from her native New Orleans for a Mardi Gras celebration. She showed me this picture and I couldn't help but wonder, " is this is the rudest cocktail I've ever seen?" Tell I'm wrong.