Thursday, February 14, 2008

The Soul Patch


After staring at one for an entire day (inside a conference room with leftover mayonnaise thank-you-very-much), I've decided that the 'soul patch' is probably the most offensive facial hair out there. Would be interested in hearing your opinions. I've looked all over hairfinder.com (don't worry about that) and it's pretty clear that the soul patch wins hands down.

P.S. -Please note the 'chin curtain' as it is peculiarly perverse in form and structure.

4 comments:

AyVeeAych said...

I can see deep into your soul [patch].

Alie said...

ah, the small beard.

Anonymous said...

Creepiest soul patch yet? Brit Brit's boyfriend. It's just dirty and evil.http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/gallery/britney-spears-adnan-ghalib-married/

Michael said...

You literally tried to get me to shave my "soul patch," also known as the "flavor saver," every time you saw it and now your finding it an acceptable form of facial hair? I don't believe you...