Thursday, February 14, 2008
The Soul Patch
After staring at one for an entire day (inside a conference room with leftover mayonnaise thank-you-very-much), I've decided that the 'soul patch' is probably the most offensive facial hair out there. Would be interested in hearing your opinions. I've looked all over hairfinder.com (don't worry about that) and it's pretty clear that the soul patch wins hands down.
P.S. -Please note the 'chin curtain' as it is peculiarly perverse in form and structure.